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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Had Sex With A Horse Because His Girlfriend Stood Him Up?

I guess this guy killed himself, which I can’t say I feel bad about. Kind of have a “don’t cry for horse fuckers and people charged with child indecency when they kill themselves” rule.

Wharton County, Texas (Source) – Andrew Mendoza, a 29-year-old Wharton County man was jailed after he allegedly had sex with a horse, then told investigators that he was attempting to get the animal pregnant. According to the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Mendoza admitted to having sex with a horse, explaining that he decided on the encounter after his girlfriend stood him up. During a police interview, Mendoza stated that he was waiting to hear from his girlfriend when he decided to have sex with a horse if the woman failed to call him. Mendoza went ahead and put his plan into action when the woman never called.

Mendoza also told investigators that he planned to get the horse pregnant, hoping the encounter would produce a “horseman baby.” He then went into details about the encounter, explaining “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.” Mendoza was booked into the Wharton County Jail and charged with public lewdness and criminal trespass. He was sentenced to four months in prison. 


Fucking chicks man. Do women understand now? Do they get it? Do they grasp how their little mind games effect men? A horse was fucked by a man because a chick stood him up. Plain and Simple. Open and shut. That’s what happened.


And that’s the problem with women. They think its so cute to stand us up. Trick questions. Saying things they don’t really mean. “Does this dress make me look fat?”. “Do you think my mom is pretty?” “You can go watch the game with your friends if you want”. Endless shit. Well this is what happens. You think Andrew Mendoza wanted to fuck that horse? Hell no. He would have much preferred a woman’s vagina. But he had no choice. He made a deal with himself, if my girlfriend stands me up then I’m going to have to put my penis in a horse. And sure, I guess he could have just decided to go back on his deal with himself but then what type of a person would he be? He would be a liar. And just like Andrew Mendoza said “He ain’t going to lie [he blew a nut in the horse]”. Dude isn’t a liar, straight up.



You can’t make horseman babies right? Like I knew you couldn’t but then Andrew Mendoza said it may be possibly and now I’m questioning my entire  knowledge of the whole horseman baby process.


*”I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse” might be top 10 most disgusting things I have read on the internet and that’s saying something.