Steve Cohen Is Talking About Having A Bobby Bonilla Day Every Year Where Bonilla Gets His Million Dollar Payday On An Oversized Check Then Gets Driven Around Citi Field

That's my motherfucking owner! I honestly have no clue what us Mets fans did to deserve Steve Cohen. Oh wait, we suffered through some of the most incompetent buffoonery in the history of sports. But you know what? Now that I have survived to see the other side of this shit, it was all worth it. Well maybe after that World Series in the next 3-5 years. 

Even without a championship (yet), having an owner that can acknowledge that absolute shitshow this franchise has been while also laughing it off then using 100 dollar bills to wipe away his happy tears away is so fucking awesome, I don't even know how to describe it. 

When rumors of Steve Cohen buying the Mets first hit the internet, I wanted his first order of business to be to wipe Bobby Bonilla from the books and Bobby Bonilla Day from the calendar. But now that he has laid it out like this, I'm all for paying #RE2PECT to the Finesse God every July 1st by giving Bobby Bo a giant check, a new Chevy fully loaded with technology and stuff from Rikk Wilde, then let him shoot a few hundred thousand dollars of Uncle Stevie's money into the crowd using the Pepsi Party Patrol t-shirt cannons. Or they can do this idea, which sounds awesome since it's not my money!

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It's time for Mets fans to take this day away from that squid Rovell and all the Mets trolls who will have the joy of LOLMets turn to ashes in their mouths now that we have a motherfucking dragon in the owners box.

NOW HIT HIS MUSIC!!!