Apparently Old Navy Has A "Blogger Looks" Clothing Section And It Couldn't Be More Wrong

First of all, offensive. Offensive because I don’t like people putting a label on me. I can call myself a blogger, I can call myself fat, stoolies can do both but not Old Navy, you don’t have that right you motherfuckers. The B word is our word not yours, offensive.

Now as for the actual look they could not be more wrong. This looks like a blogger from some super fancy Soho office in Manhattan, not a real blogger, not a blogger who gets bloody in the internet streets. You want that blogger’s collection? Well good news, you’ve come to the right place.

Item 1 – T-Shirt

-From Barstool Sports (proves to your boss you’re a company man/it was free)

-Can be worn multiple days in a row without changing

-Also can sleep in it to further increase blogging efficiency

-Dark color to hide pit stains

Item 2 – Shorts, mesh

-Under Armour so that you feel athletic

-Dark color to hide spills

-Can wear up to 3 days in a row (actually 5 but 3 is what we say publicly)

Item 3 – Hat

-Because you didn’t shower

-Bonus, can be worn backwards to show how hip and cool you are. Go from 30 years old to 19 in a matter of seconds

Item 4 – Shoes

-Have never been untied, easy for slip on after forcing your feet into them for the first month of ownership, basically slippers.

-Can wear without socks because you’ve been wearing them without socks for the past year and they can’t possible smell worse.

Bonus winter collection

-Sweatpants and sweatshirt. Grey on grey to let the whole world know “don’t try to talk to me, I’ve already given up”.

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And of course, can’t possibly have something in 2015 without a controversy.