OBI TOPPIN, REAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS!!! I have no clue if anybody under the age of 25 even understands that reference but who cares?!? The draft is one of the few days we get to enjoy as Knicks fans, at least until it starts, and I am going to enjoy the fuck out of it since I was told when the Knicks fell in the lottery, their chances of getting Obi Toppin went out the window. Well all those mock drafters were wrong once again and the local kid is coming home.
God damn those tears of joy are awesome (They were definitely tears of joy, right?). 914 STAND UP!!!
KFC and I joined the #EnBeeAyDraft show for the Knicks pick and wouldn't you know, that motherfucker Coley Mick decided to rain on our damn parade.
More like Editor In Queef because that take is nothing but hot air. Am I supposed to be upset that the Knicks got an athletic scorer that dunks? Are dunks no longer fun and cool or something? Oh, Obi doesn't play defense well. If only there was a coach on the Knicks that knows how to get the most out of his players on the defensive end…
Back to the offensive side of the floor, is this good? Because it seems good.
I'm not sure what happened to that Alcindor fella, but he looks like and could score like a young Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I also like the name Mini Zion or Mini Zion That Isn't Too Athletic And Blew Out His Shoes
Now all we gotta do is tip number 1 off of Bobby Portis if he is even here next year and give it to Obi since the Obi 1 shirts pretty much sell themselves. But until then, get the Ain't No Stoppin' Obi Toppin shirts now!!!