Watch This When You're High - This Guy Can Pick Any Lock Under The Sun
This one was suggested by @psh and if you watch one of these chances are you'll get sucked down this guy's Youtube page rabbit hole. He has dozens and dozens of videos of him opened any and every lock under the sun. Kind of scary.
Here are some of the best.
Thanks @psh for the suggestion again. Keep them coming! Keep them classy. No butt stuff.