Tom Brady Ain't Worried Bout Nothin'

*Brady flashes million watt smile*

*Goodell pees down the side of his leg*

Nothing worse than seeing the opposing team get off the bus and realizing you have no shot and that’s what just happened to Goodell. The visitng squad is more prepared, they’re more beloved by the fans, they have a better smile, hair and suit. Nothing you can do will make you look good, and if you decide to keep any suspension at all then we go to Big Boy Court. This is a David vs. Goliath situation and Tom Brady is Goliath. When you look that good, you play good. Just a fact.

PS – Brady is testifying under oath, thus putting his actual freedom on the line (according to a lawyer guy). That’s a no bullshit move.