BONER ALERT! Trevor Bauer Posted A YouTube Video About How Great A Job Steve Cohen Has Already Done As Mets Owner

Between this video, Steve Cohen following Trevor Bauer on Twitter, and the Mets need for a starter, I think we can officially declare Uncle Stevie and Bauer Outage as the Will They Or Won't They Couple of Major League Baseball. I don't think they are going to fuck, not that there is anything wrong with it. But every single time these two businessmen with gigantic balls mention each other, it feels more and more likely that their are going to make some beautiful magic together.

In addition to the most enlightening business breakdown this side of a Token CEO episode as well as a nod to just how much Uncle Stevie has crushed his first few weeks as Mets owner, I also realize that this could be a little bit of a ploy by Trevor Bauer to get subscriptions on his YouTube page. Which to be clear I #RE2PECT as someone who has an alter ego whose living is to burgle clicks from people, as well as drive up the price even more for a guy who just won the Cy Young with a 1.73 ERA by tickling the balls of the big swinging dick with the bigger even wallet that just bought the big market team that's ready to start acting like one. But I don't care about that either. The Mets going from the team whose ownership was so bad their own players chirped them to ownership that elite free agents are waxing poetic about how well they appear to be handling everything from the fans to the baseball ops side.

Now let's consumate this thing on a big bed of money and make a beautiful baby in a year that Rob Manfred thinks is just a hunk of metal.