Question For The Realtors Out There. Does Having A Half Naked Neighbor Rocking Out In His Front Yard Up Your Property Value?
Okay so I first want to start off by saying that this dude can rock. Say what you want about the venue but this man shreds. No two ways about it.
With that being said, I'm relatively new to the owning property game. And the day will come eventually when I'm looking to sell the place, and I just want to make sure I can get as much back as possible. But I'm starting to think maybe my neighbors are going to fuck it all up for me.
Don't get me wrong, my neighbors now are perfectly fine. They're old, but they are fine. But they can't rock for shit. Haven't seen one of these bastards pick up a guitar once. And if they're ever strolling around the front yard in their underwear, it's because they've gone senile. Not because they're putting on a face melting performance on the guitar. Sure, it might be nice to be able to sleep in on a Sunday morning without having to worry about a Metallica concert popping off as my alarm clock at 7am. But I just don't want to end up leaving a ton of money on the table all because these geezers can't rock. If you're a realtor, let me know if I need to get them a cocktail of some uppers and downers, throw an electric guitar in their hands and blast that amp.
