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NSFW: Kate Recaps Her Trip To The 'Free Blowjobs For Vets' Party

 

Five years ago I read an article on Vice about extremely-Florida entrepreneur Mike Busey & The Sausage Castle & I've been a follower ever since. 

Love him or hate him, Busey is one of those genuinely unique characters in Americana that sticks with you for his unapologetic authenticity that remains unwavering. The man is going to fucking party, and being around him is like living in the Caddyshack scene where Rodney Dangerfield delightedly exclaims, "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!".. And he means everybody. No one is a weirdo or an outcast once they enter his property & the experience is meant to be inclusive & special for all. 

He also makes sure that on Veterans Day each year it's the troops who truly get the shine. And the blowjibbers. All for free! And he was kind enough to let me be a fly on the wall this year, with my baby-dad as camera guy no less. 

There's a video coming out soon (once we figure out how to blur all amount of genitals, boobs & a few legalities), but for a full recap start to (messy) finish, check out today's episode of ZeroBlog30. In 'Round 1' of the show I walk through the whole evening from entering the golden skull & crossbones gates to checking in with Jenny Jizz after, quite frankly, blowing a lotta vets.

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From there you'll have to listen to ZeroBlog30 to hear how it went down, because Jenny Jizz most certainly did and with great enthusiasm. 

The only teaser I'll give is - Here's a 'Before & After':

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In closing, if you haven't yet I humbly request you subscribe to ZeroBlog30 & give us a follow on Insta/Twitter. Yes, it's a military-oriented podcast but it's formatted for anyone to enjoy whether you served or not. Give it a whirl! And HAPPY FRIDAY!