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The Pussification Of America Continues - Loyola Professor Allows Students To Use "Stress From Election Related Issues" As Excuse On Test

Wait, what?

I am speechless, so allow my boy Harvey Specter to say it for me

In the words of Vince Lombardi, what the hell is going on around here?

Yesterday was Veteran's Day and upon reading these test questions I can't help but think what men and women who fought for this country would think if you put this question and three answers in front of them. I honestly think their heads would explode.

This is not my Loyola.

I wish it had been. I would have graduated Magna Cum Laude, (rather than a semester late), had my professors been cupcakes like this one. 

The best part is there not even being a normal answer to this.

Q - How did this reading make you feel?

A- I couldn't bring myself to read it because I was too busy being triggered in my safe space

B- Thank you so much for assigning this reading professor. Election-related issues have ravaged my mind, body, and soul and you gave me some much need (brief) solace through this. 

C- I gave it the college try

What about D? No D?

D - You bloodsuckers are charging me full price for a half-assed, online based, education this year and this is the bullshit I'm being quizzed on? The reading was fine. I thoroughly enjoyed it and the way it tested my prior notions. There are people out there with real problems. I, being a college student, at a private university in one of the most affluent cities in the most prosperous country in the world am not one of them. Good day sir!

p.s. - in all seriousness, where the hell were these classes when I was in Rogers Park?