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Didn't Know I Wanted A Pet Golden Hawk Until This Very Second

 

 

Oh alright then.  Give me that fucking thing.  So how much does a Golden Hawk cost?  I bet it’s expensive as shit.  I don’t care.  I’ll pay whatever the price.  Name it.  Take all the money I have.  It’s not a lot but I’ll continue paying for it over the course of my entire life.  Why do I want one so bad?  That’s a stupid question that I just asked myself.  Think about it.  It’s basically a dog that flies.  You can’t beat that.  It’ll fly around all day delivering letters for you, shitting on people you hate and being an all around badass.  Then at the end of the day it’ll come home and cuddle up with you and let you rub it’s belly.  Pure bliss.