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DAMN YOU, POSEIDEN!!! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER! Nobody, and I mean, NOBODY ragdoll Vanessa around during a photoshoot! Not cool! Leave the good people who just want to take photoshoots on the beaches alone!
Vanessa is going to be just fine, right?!?!?! RIGHT!!!
VANESSA DA GODDESS!!! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!! ESPECIALLY TO THE WAP!!! What a queen that Vanessa sure is! Good for her to be
expressing herself via Twerk on TikTok, the 'gram, and even out the car window!!! In the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with dancing and loving life! Go Vanessa go!
VANESSA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please! He STINKS at PAGEVIEWS so I need to do his job for him! Tell him that!
BACK TO VANESSA!!!
Thank you, Vanessa! Thank you!!!