If You Were Me How Would You Handle The "Barstool Newport House" Getting The Office Sick Every Single Week?

Listen I’m on the record as saying I’m a hypochondriac and have a terrible immune system. Those are just facts. If I’m around sick people I catch whatever they have 1,000% of the time. So here is my question. How would you deal with the Newport House that my employees have if you were me. Basically Feitleberg, Louis, Sales Guy and Hank head down to their Summer House every Friday at noon and come back Sunday at 2am having not slept for 48 straight hours and carrying all sorts of STD’s and other virus’s. Our office is small and congested. The germs and coughs and general grossness bounce off the walls and go directly into my nostrils which is like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. Every Thursday like clockwork I start catching whatever they had while they start feeling better and then we repeat the entire cycle all over again. And I’m not the only one feeling the effect. Millmore went down sick today. So it’s a fundamental question. As a boss how do I deal with this? I don’t care what my guys do on the weekends, but when their weekends are fucking up my life that’s an issue. #mogulproblems.