This Bill Simmons Vs. ESPN Cartoon Is Pretty Fantastic

I know a lot of people hate Simmons but I thought that was great. Berman being a drunk, Mike and Mike on the rocking horse, Skip Bayless being an idiot troll and Skipper/Goodell gay fuck sesh was all perfect. Although they did take some artistic liberties with that “going public” and burning ESPN to the ground scene, as that’s the complete opposite of what actually happened. But I guess they did make up for it by coming back to reality and making Roger Goodell a robot who’s impossible to kill. At least that part was based on real facts.

PS – They did nail Simmons’ eyes. Say what you will about the guy, he’s got some great eyes.