Goldman Sachs Limits Interns To 17 Hour Work Days So That None Of Them Will Die - Daily Mail
Oh thank you massa sir! You’re so kind and generous, massa sir! Now I wont have to worry about dying when I do all my work for you massa sir!
I’m just gonna say this point blank – if you’re a college kid, and you spend your summers working SEVENTEEN HOUR DAYS for some jerk offs at Goldman Sachs, you are an asshole. You are misguided and doing life wrong. I dont care what potential offer they will give you, I dont care what the starting salaries are, it aint worth it. Slave labor when you’re like 19, 20 years old is not the way to do it. I mean take a step back and think about it – you’re willingly going into an industry that needs restrictions in order to stop kids from DYING there. Its like willingly signing up to work in a Vietnamese sweatshop sewing Nike sneakers together. And when you break down the money per hour and the cost of living, the paycheck really doesnt justify it. Its actual sweatshop life.
Next thing you know Goldman will get praised for installing nets on the roofs of their building so you cant jump off.
We also talk about the Florida chick who had her dog go down on her for 5 years, a threesome that ends in death, 30% of all sex toys are left in hotel rooms, and dumb ass cat owners. Plug in juice up.