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This Racoon Who Broke Into A Beer Distributor To Get Hammered Is Living The Dream

This son is LIT. Nobody even cares that rodent got himself drunk off of hundreds of dollars of free booze. Even if the coon is living the dream he’s gotta better job handling his alcohol. It’s a good look having the coordination of Walter White Jr. on quaaludes then waking up the next morning next to a trash can naked with a scorching case of rabies struggling to find a blog to post last minute. Meanwhile it’s 9:30 AM and I’m already on my third shit and second shower of the day. Sips is a one delightful, black hole of a bitch.