Uhh, sorry for the delay on this blog here - I was mopping the puke up off my floor considering I just watched THE GROSSEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE ON THE UFC PRELIMS!
Max Griffin literally just elbowed the ear off Ramiz Brahimaj's head after hitting him with back-to-back low blows in their fight on tonight's prelims. Sliced it right off like Mr Blonde. Like Brahimaj was Mick Foley and he was Vader. Like Van Gogh. You get it.
I'll tell ya what: nobody's having a night as bad as Brahimaj anymore. Not a single person in the world. He DID appear to complain about the stoppage afterwards, though - not realizing his ear was hanging onto his face by a thread - so hey, maybe he doesn't care. As long as you got one, eh? What a savage.
I don't wanna hear anything about #HockeyTough anymore. It's #MMATough now.