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Everyone in the world is talking about swallowing Santa's yumnut. "Oh I can't wait to get Santa's Yum Nut in my mouth and all over my face", says everyone. I don't even see election shit on my timeline anymore, it's exclusively jokes about Santa's cum and people sizing up the hole in the donut for some extra-curricular activities. Well guess what? We're talking about doughnuts people. NOT Santa's semen! Shaking my dang head at all of you. Can't a department store make a new doughnut that requires you to eat Santa's pants right at the belt-buckle, call it the Yumnut, and *not* have everyone make quips about Santa's ejaculate????? For shame. I just wish grandma was around to enjoy Santa's Yumnut. :(</p><p>And this comes right on the heels of Concordia University of Michigan launching their new CUM line. </p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p> </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/N7BlfPi?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3040253/concordia-university-of-michigan-has-new-merch-your-mom-would-love?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut"></a></div></div></div><p> </p><p>It looks like we're officially in a nut/cum renaissance. Wear it loud and wear it proud, my friends. No longer will we be nut or cum shamed, that is my promise to you.</p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/COV1lHe?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/marksandspencer/status/1324300740035313666?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut"></a></div></div></div><p> </p><p>I have seen this tweet on my Twitter timeline no fewer than 68 times today. Everyone in the world is talking about swallowing Santa's yumnut. "Oh I can't wait to get Santa's Yum Nut in my mouth and all over my face", says everyone. I don't even see election shit on my timeline anymore, it's exclusively jokes about Santa's cum and people sizing up the hole in the donut for some extra-curricular activities. Well guess what? We're talking about doughnuts people. NOT Santa's semen! Shaking my dang head at all of you. Can't a department store make a new doughnut that requires you to eat Santa's pants right at the belt-buckle, call it the Yumnut, and *not* have everyone make quips about Santa's ejaculate????? For shame. I just wish grandma was around to enjoy Santa's Yumnut. :(</p><p>And this comes right on the heels of Concordia University of Michigan launching their new CUM line. </p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p> </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/N7BlfPi?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3040253/concordia-university-of-michigan-has-new-merch-your-mom-would-love?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut"></a></div></div></div><p> </p><p>It looks like we're officially in a nut/cum renaissance. Wear it loud and wear it proud, my friends. No longer will we be nut or cum shamed, that is my promise to you.</p>

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Everyone in the world is talking about swallowing Santa's yumnut. "Oh I can't wait to get Santa's Yum Nut in my mouth and all over my face", says everyone. I don't even see election shit on my timeline anymore, it's exclusively jokes about Santa's cum and people sizing up the hole in the donut for some extra-curricular activities. Well guess what? We're talking about doughnuts people. NOT Santa's semen! Shaking my dang head at all of you. Can't a department store make a new doughnut that requires you to eat Santa's pants right at the belt-buckle, call it the Yumnut, and *not* have everyone make quips about Santa's ejaculate????? For shame. I just wish grandma was around to enjoy Santa's Yumnut. :(</p><p>And this comes right on the heels of Concordia University of Michigan launching their new CUM line. </p><p> </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/N7BlfPi?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3040253/concordia-university-of-michigan-has-new-merch-your-mom-would-love?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut"></a></div></div></div><p> </p><p>It looks like we're officially in a nut/cum renaissance. Wear it loud and wear it proud, my friends. No longer will we be nut or cum shamed, that is my promise to you.</p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/COV1lHe?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/marksandspencer/status/1324300740035313666?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p> </p><p>I have seen this tweet on my Twitter timeline no fewer than 68 times today. Everyone in the world is talking about swallowing Santa's yumnut. "Oh I can't wait to get Santa's Yum Nut in my mouth and all over my face", says everyone. I don't even see election shit on my timeline anymore, it's exclusively jokes about Santa's cum and people sizing up the hole in the donut for some extra-curricular activities. Well guess what? We're talking about doughnuts people. NOT Santa's semen! Shaking my dang head at all of you. Can't a department store make a new doughnut that requires you to eat Santa's pants right at the belt-buckle, call it the Yumnut, and *not* have everyone make quips about Santa's ejaculate????? For shame. I just wish grandma was around to enjoy Santa's Yumnut. :(</p><p>And this comes right on the heels of Concordia University of Michigan launching their new CUM line. </p><p> </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/N7BlfPi?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3040253/concordia-university-of-michigan-has-new-merch-your-mom-would-love?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_46_0_the-world-cant-stop-talking-about-santas-yumnut"></a></div></div></div><p> </p><p>It looks like we're officially in a nut/cum renaissance. Wear it loud and wear it proud, my friends. No longer will we be nut or cum shamed, that is my promise to you.</p>

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