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Full Rachel Dolezal Recap - She Did A Semi Nude Photoshoot, She's Bi Sexual, Made A Sex Tape, And Denounced Movies That Cast White People As Black People

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Slow down Rachel! You’re killin em! You’re killin the game! I honestly cant keep up. Every day theres like 2 or 3 more stories or skeletons about this lunatic that are blogworthy. You can do full Rewinds with her like the guys do with college football Saturdays and NFL Sundays. She’s absolutely the best thing to happen to me as a blogger since that ratchet Tiko Texas. So lets begin today with her photoshoot:

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Call the Fire Department! Get the fire extinguisher! Need a new computer because Rachel Dolezal melted mine. Those nude pictures in the forest look like they are taken straight from a sci fi soft core porn that you’d watch on Skinemax. Like some Forest Goddess Sex plot line or something. And these ones:

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Could straight up be Mariah Carey album covers.

Bisexuality

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Daily Mail - Rachel Dolezal wept as she described how reading Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair article made her cry because the reality star’s story of isolation ‘resonated’ with her. ‘Just yesterday I finally had a chance to read Caitlyn Jenner’s piece in the magazine and I cried,’ Dolezal told Savannah Guthrie. ‘I resonated with some of the themes of isolation, of being misunderstood. She went on: ‘Even in dating relationships – I’m bisexual, I’ve dated men and women – I will intentionally ask, “so do you just date light-skinned women? What’s your spectrum?”‘ The interview came after Dolezal made a string of TV appearances on MSNBC and NBC as she tried to explain why she was born to white parents but has presented herself as black for years. ‘I am definitely not white,’ she told NBC’s Nightly News in an interview on Tuesday evening. ‘Nothing about being white describes who I am.’

Well it doesnt surprise fucking any of us that this chick is confused when it comes to dicks and pussies too. I think she’s just a full blown schizo. One personality white, one black. One likes penis, one likes vagina. Chick is just all mixed up in every way. Probably cant decide is shes republican or democrat. Probably loves American League baseball but is against the DH. Just a walking conundrum.

PS – “Nothing about being white describes you I am.” Your skin, Rachel! Your skin is white and that describes a white person!

Sex Tape

Daily MailRachel Dolezal accused her ex-husband of forcing her to take part in a homemade sex tape, Daily Mail Online can reveal. Dolezal, 37, admitted participating in ‘sexual acts’ on camera with ex Kevin Moore, pictured here in these exclusive photos for the first time since their wedding picture appeared. However, the serial litigant who resigned her post as leader of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP Monday, insisted she took part against her will. The lurid claim was one of a raft of damaging accusations she leveled at Moore, 37, in a bid to deny him access to their young son Franklin. Moore denied the claims of abuse. Montana-born Dolezal married the African American physical therapist in March 2000 but their marriage ended five years later in a bitter court battle.

So this sounds a littttle bit sexual assault-y to me, but at the same time you obviously cant really trust anything this chick says. Wouldnt surprise me one bit that she made this sex tape and then just used it against him in the divorce. Because like I’ve said before there is NO way this chick isnt a full blown freak in the sheets. You know she works that ass in an effort to prove herself as a black chick. I would love to make a sex tape with her. I’ll be the white man and she gets to punish me as part of reparations or some shit.

Only a matter of time before this sex tape leaks and also a 4 billion percent chance they make a porn parody of this girl

And finally, my favorite, Rachel Dolezal wanted to boycott “Exodus” for casting white actors to play Africans

Mediaite – Remember the furor back in 2014 over the casting of white actors to play ancient Egyptians in the movie Exodus: Gods and Kings? Well one activist who called for a boycott of the film was none other than Rachel Dolezal, the former Spokane NAACP official who was revealed last week to have been a white woman lying about being black. Dolezal made the comments during an interview with local Spokane radio station KYRS. “You have white, European actors playing North African historical figures, like they were in the ’30s and the ’40s,” complained host Taylor Weech. “A lot of people might go to the film. Hopefully nobody goes to that film,” Dolezal said. “We need to boycott that film from my perspective…” Dolezal denounced the film as “miseducation [sic],” “misrepresentation,” and “highly offensive” to ancient Egyptians. “And also to people today,” she continued, “it’s robbing and shredding ancestry and history.”

Oh word, Rachel? You find it offensive when WHITE PEOPLE ARE ACTING LIKE BLACK PEOPLE???

Didnt seem too offended when you were up on stage with these guys pretending to be witch doctors and shit

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in your six inch heels, nonetheless. You kinky minx. Listen I’m all in on this chick lying and snaking her way through life as a black chick. Shes the white/black female version of George Costanza. But take a hard stance against white people acting as black people in a movie when you’re a WHITE PERSON THAT ACTS LIKE A BLACK PERSON IN REAL LIFE is some next level, don’t-give-a-fuck lying. I mean its such a cocky move you have to respect it. Thats the thing about Rachel Dolezal – shes an asshole and batshit crazy but you have to respect how good she was at this whole charade.