Sooooo Jetski Almost Drank His Own Piss On Radio Today...

Today was one of those shows where I wish I could've clipped the entire thing. We started with election talk and somehow landed on Jetski drinking his own piss. Not something a normal person would want to admit on air, but again, Jetski's not normal. Here's the initial admission...

There was so much more that happened in between these two clips, but the basic gist was that if I opened my Venmo, how much would it take for Jetski to drink his own urine. The number he landed on was $1200. 

Within ten minutes our listeners had sent us $1100, (Willie was donating $500) meaning we eclipsed our goal by $400. Jetski went to the bathroom, filled a bottle with his own pee, then came back and said this…

Sad. While I don't agree with his decision based solely on the fact that it was unfair to our listeners, I understand why he didn't want to do it. The second he puts that bottle to his mouth he's branded as piss boy for the rest of his life. We'll try again tomorrow. Thanks for listening!