Brandon Spikes Is Selling His 2011 AFC Championship Ring On eBay

First of all, savvy move by Spikes to leave “AFC” out of the headline. That’s a veteran used car salesman trick, not really lying but also not telling you the full truth. “Oh yeah this is my *cough AFC cough* CHAMPIONSHIP ring. You can own it and feel like an *cough AFC cough* CHAMPION every time you put it on.”

But the whole thing really is perfect Spikes. Selling the ring is petty as shit (I assume, right? I don’t think this is a money thing. It’s not like he’s been without a paycheck for long and it’s also not like he has to hire Johnny Cochran and Robert Kardashian to defend him from a little hit and run). That’s perfect Spikes. That’s the guy who blocks people on Twitter for chirping him even though he’s the biggest shit talker going. He’s like a whiny ex-girlfriend who will beg you to take him back then pretend he hated you all along when things don’t work out.

Unless it actually is a money thing, in which case it’s still perfect Spikes because only scumbags sell anything of real value on eBay. You want to sell anything more than some used video games then don’t take it to the internet pawn shop.