Guilty Dog Scoots Her Way Right Into Your Freaking Heart

Hey lady, what the hell do you do to poor Matzi that has her that afraid of a punishment? That poor pup is scarred shitless. Cut the crap and give her a freaking treat already. Regardless, that scoot is possibly the cutest thing in the world and is definitely the epitome of sorry. Matzi could still have blood dripping down their chin from drinking out of Mother’s jugular and that move would still melt my heart. If only Ruben Amaro were this cute then I wouldn’t be fuming from my soul all summer. Maybe after eating shit in his ivory tower Ruben should go this route and scoot away some shame. Couldn’t hurt.

Obligatory: Squint away, Denver. Squint away.