[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
Not bad! There are probably bigger pumpkins in the patch to hold, but whatever floats the boat! Good for Jen the GOAT for not discriminating against the small pumpkins! Not to mention she's staying fit as a fiddle, during a global pandemic, no less! Good for Jen for fighting the good fight in these tough times! Down with Covid-19! Up with health, exercise, and sunsets!
Now do me a favor and CUE IT!
Go Jen go! Go Jen Go! Go Jen Go!
JEN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy as I get all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO JEN!!!
Thank you, Jen! Thank you!