Watching DeAndre Hopkins React To The Names Of All The Shitty QBs He Played With Early In His Career Is LOL Funny And SMH Sad
I imagine most of us have a list of coworkers that were extremely important to how how well we would perform at our jobs yet so comically awful at theirs that any bit of success we had is a miracle, let alone the amount of success Nuk had as a Texan. Which is why watching this video is so hilarious, painful, and relatable at the same time.
Everything started out pretty innocent with Matt Schaub, Case Keenum, and Ryan Fitzpatrick, who despite all their flaws, were at the very least decent NFL QB1s at some point during their careers and worthy of a "meh" smile like this.
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However, the mere mention of Brock Osweiler went through DeAndre's soul like a hot knife as that is clearly where things went wrong.
The two ex-Pats that Bill O'Brien brought in cracked him.
Then TJ Yates, Brandon Weeden, and Tom Savage sent DeAndre straight to the Yates of Hell.
Does that look like the face head of a man that somehow put up 413/5865/36 in his first five seasons despite having a bunch of donkeys at quarterback before Deshaun Watson dropped from heaven? My word.
I don't know if I should be impressed that the Bill O'Brien led the Texans to the playoffs with this QB room or appalled that the rest of the AFC South allowed that QB room to win the division before getting shitpumped 30-0 at home in the Wild Card Round by Alex Smith's Chiefs.
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Before anybody throws any pity parties for Nuk, let's take a look at the carousel of corpses the Arizona Cardinals wheeled out for DeAndre's current teammate Larry Fitzgerald when Kurt Warner and Carson Palmer weren't competently playing QB in the desert.
Now let's take a look at me and everyone else who had Fitz as their keeper during those dark, dark years.
I doubt we'll ever get a video of Larry Fitz reacting to that horror show of names. But even if we don't, NFL fans should unite together and file a lawsuit against those 18 men, as well as the GM that chose them to play QB, for robbing us of all the crazy highlights and numbers Fitz would've put up with even an average QB under center.