Because This Is The Week That Will Never End, TMZ Is Now Reporting Adrian Peterson Has Been Indicted For Child Abuse

Adrian Peterson — Indicted for Child Abuse http://t.co/sKabo5twc7

— TMZ (@TMZ) September 12, 2014

It’s truly the week that won’t end. Terrible sports week. This weekend better be unicorns and puppies because I think we are all plain exhausted from these multimillionaires being complete shitheads.