The Executive Director At The Billy Graham Training Center Did Not "Rip A Piss" On A Passanger During A Flight To Las Vegas

Alicia Beverly says the incident occurred on a Delta flight from Las Vegas to Detroit on Monday, Fox 2 Detroit reports. Beverly says she was returning home from a vacation that, up until that point, had been very fun.

She told the news outlet that most people on the red-eye flight were asleep when she was awakened by something that felt "warm."

“I jump up and I see his private area out and I screamed, and that woke everybody up," Beverly said. "By that time, I actually looked at him and I see him shake himself off, and I’m like, this man just peed on me! I looked and there was a puddle of pee in the seats.”

Fortunately, an off-duty police officer was on the plane to restrain the man, who has only been identified by Fox 2 as a well-known pastor from North Carolina. The outlet reported that representatives for the pastor claim he was suffering from a reaction to a sleep aid that he took.

It's hard to believe the pastor here. If I pissed on someone during a flight, the very first thing I would do upon landing with urine-soaked trousers would be to stand in front of a microphone and say, "Read my lips. I did not piss on or around that woman." In my heart of hearts though, I would know that I did, in fact, rip a huge stream of the hot stuff to the point of puddling. 

However, if I've learned one thing from my string of bedwetting incidents in the late 90s, it's that if you continue to deny piss-related rumors, they will go away... Russian hotels and RKelly videos notwithstanding. Deny deny deny. It's not just the defensive strategy when Hakeem has you in the low post one-on-one. 

Imagine sitting in church on Sunday morning and seeing your pastor expound on the beauty and grace of the gospel of grace. You're seeing his beautiful full head of hair and wondering if the rumors are true. You know they aren't. He baptized you with water and not piss and to suggest anything otherwise is an abomination to the Lord. After all, we all know that flights inbound or outbound from Vegas are heretofore under the same constitutional mandate of "what happens in Vegas, stays in vegas." Those are the facts and they are undisputed.