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Second Kenyon Dude Makes A New Offer For Malia Obama - This Time Offering FIVE HUNDRED Cows

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SKy 105A second Kenyan man has declared his undying love for US President Barak Obama’s teenage daughter Malia, offering 500 cows for her hand in marriage. The new suitor has surpassed the previous one, lawyer Felix Kiprono Mategei’s offer of 50 cows and has instead offered 10 times more to marry the older daughter of the US president. The 24-year-old has said that he is prepared to sell his ancestral piece of land in the Maasai Mara to win Malia’s heart. Kishau has gone to the extent of naming the Maasai Elders that he would like to represent him in the marriage negotiations. This is second marriage offer that Malia Obama has gotten from Kenya. Shortly after Obama’s team announced his visit to Kenya, “To prove (that I’m) serious, I will give her father 500 cattle and even more and I am ready to send them to the US in the form of money,” said Mr Kishau. “She is very beautiful, nice and cute. I am not able to sleep at night, I love Malia Obama very much. I do not know good English but I know that I love her,” he said. “I am old enough to have babies but she will know my age once we get married. I will give the family 500 cows and sell all my Maasai lands just to win her.” Kishau, who hails from Narok county, said he will send the money from the sale of his pieces of land to Obama if he is given his phone number.

The original offer was 30 goats, 50 cows and 70 sheep. Now this hot shot Kishau comes down with the HAMMER and throws fucking 500 cows on the table. This is like the original Arod contract. Out of nowhere dropping $252 mil at the negotiation. This is some New York Yankees shit. Giving Sabathia extra years and extra money when nobody else was even bidding against them. 150 total farm animals on the table and you come over the top with five hundo. Thats a very cocky move. Speaks volumes.

Like if I’m Obama I think I’m saying yes. Not particularly because I need 500 cows. But because 500 cows is a serious offer. First of all, he cut out the goats and the sheep. Which I appreciate. Cows are the real prize in these trades. Forget the other animals and just give me cow. Goats and sheep are like incentives and perks and cows are guaranteed dollars. Thats what matters. And secondly 500 cows is such an insane amount of cows this dude must LOVE Malia. 500 cows could feed like all of Africa for 2 or 3 years. This dude is willing to give it up all for your daughter’s hand in marriage? Thats making a statement.

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Back your bags, Malia. Your going to Africa. And make room on the White House lawn for 500 cows, folks. Papa just made himself a deal.