Toronto Organizing An Orgy For Handicapped People
Huff Po – A Toronto sex party scheduled for August has been called the first accessible orgy forpeople with disabilities. But one of the organizers took to Facebook Wednesday to explain the “Deliciously Disabled” event is about more than just sex. “You can call it a massive orgy, play party, sex-romp, or whatever you want,” Andrew Morrison-Gurza wrote. “You can suggest that tax payer funds are funding a swingers event. That’s all well and good, but let’s be honest for one second about what the event is actually about. Over and above the media hype, that is salivating over the buzz word, this event is about providing access to People living the experience of disability to be part of an experience they are so often denied. This event is about putting disability and agency over one’s body at the forefront.” Deliciously Disabled, a masquerade ball that includes a sex toy workshop, is being held Aug. 14 at a Toronto theater. The venue holds 125 people and is open to anyone of consenting age, the Toronto Sun reported. The entry fee is $20 (caregivers get in for free) and hydraulic lifts for wheelchairs are being supplied. The gathering coincides with the Parapan American Games. Having sex is optional, organizers emphasize, but they hope the event will have an impact far beyond that one night. “The Berlin wall of sex for people with disabilities is coming down!” Stella Palikarova, another organizer, told the Sun. “Hey, we’re here and many of us enjoy sex just like everybody else,” she said. “I think that it’s important that people realize that sexual expression is a human right.”
If a bunch of handicappers in wheel chairs have an orgy before I do, I’m gonna be fucking furious. If you listened to the latest Mailtime, you know I dont have much pride in my sexual prowess. But I would like to be able to honestly say that I have a better sex life than a bunch of handicapped people in Canada. Thats a standard I’d still like to maintain. I’d like to be able to sit down to a game of Never Have I Ever with a handicapper and be able to win. So if there’s 125 disabled people having an orgy with sex toys and shit that means I’m gonna have to go get involved in an orgy ASAP. Gotta keep up with the Wheelchair Joneses, you know? I can feel these crippled perverts breathing down my neck. Putting pressure on me to join a gangbang.
Maybe I just hop in a wheelchair and go join in their actually orgy. I feel like thats a good way to ease into the orgy world. No way I can just jump into able bodied group sex right off the bat. I’d be way in over my head. Maybe I’ll just join Deliciously Disabled and pop my orgy cherry that way. Between my shoulder and my neck and my back I’m practically disabled anyway. Just gonna kill all sorts of birds with multiple stones and have group sex with some paraplegics.