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If You Told Me I'd Be In The Chicago Tribune Today And It Wasn't A Mugshot, I'd Count That As A Win

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If you had told me before today I would finally make it into the Chicago Tribune the odds for “reason” would have looked like this.

 

Mugshot – 2/1

Being a 30 year old man dressed in full hockey equipment outside of an arena – 3/1

Interview at the scene of a crime/accident – 5/1

Something I wrote aka a Legitimate reason that people can be proud of 10,000/1

 

 

Still looking for those long shot odds but I’ll take what I can get. Look ma, your son has made it! (is a big giant buffoon of a human being that parades around the country with a 21 year old camera man in attempts to make a bunch of degenerates laugh). If you asked 22 year old fresh out of college Big Cat where his career would be in 2015 this is just about exactly it. Arrow pointing up, playa’.

 

 

Love this article as well. Chicago has better fans but hey,  you can get a cheap pretzel at the Amalie Arena! Way to go Tampa!!!