Batman v Superman XXX Parody Set to Be Released This Summer... Has Batman v Superman Even Come Out Yet?

h/t Brobible

Synopsis – From the undisputed King of Parody comes the comic book porn showdown of the century! Legendary Adult director Axel Braun puts his sexy spin on the world’s two most beloved superheroes, as they battle each other in this Wicked Comix mega-production. Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Maxima, Supergirl, and a bodacious Wonder Woman join an extraordinary cast of hot characters in this highly erotic and totally epic spoof. Two heroes will rise…in more ways than one. “Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody” will be available on DVD June 3, 2015.

Woah woah woah woahhhh. Did I miss the Batman v Superman actual movie? Seems like that would have been on my radar*checks google*

So let me get this straight… The porn guys are making parody movies before the actual movie comes out now? Like 8 months before the real movie gets to theaters? This feels premature, right? Especially for dudes who’s job it is to never be. How can you parody something that hasn’t happened yet? I mean give Ben Affleck a chance to see his own movie before he’s gotta see porn doppler Ben Affleck throw out bad Batman puns and deep dick Harley Quinn. Just doesn’t seem right.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I’m not gonna watch Wonder Woman and Supergirl scissor on the invisible jet while Catwoman uses Superman’s dick as a scratching post… But this is just ridiculous. And you gotta know this director is already working on Ant-Man XXX too. Can’t have a super hero who’s ability is to grow exponentially larger and not make a porn parody out of that. Just a big fat hanging curve right there. I guess when pretty much everything in porn’s been done you’ve gotta jump the gun a little when new material heads your way.

P.S. Still don’t know who’s out there paying for porn. Come forward you freaks! Let us thank you. Without you we’d be jerking off with just our imaginations like savages