Do You Like The Smell Of Your Own Farts?
This could be a 1,000 word blog or it could be a simple straight forward question. I prefer the latter because there isn't much room for interpretation. Do you Like to smell your own farts? I'm not asking about if you mind them or don't mind them. If you can live without them. If you smell them differently. I'm talking about straight up liking your own farts. Possibly even enjoying them.
The numbers don't lie. This isn't a ridiculous proposition. Science is behind me on this because it's human nature to inherently value your own possessions more than others'. Yes, that even includes your ass gas alongside countless other examples. You take pride in your own small batch recipe. It's okay to linger for a deep whiff.
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Am I advocating for dutch ovening oneself with regularity? Should you be trapping farts in solo cups to test their potency? Is it dangerous to light a match near your ass?
Only you can answer those questions. I personally just want to put it out there that you're allowed to take satisfaction when you drop decent ass. You don't need to celebrate it but at least admit that it feels good to put a dent in your surroundings.
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Same time I think this is something that we agree with in our heads but don't talk about out loud. You vote anonymously, that's an easy Yes. But if you ask your buddy at work point blank to his face during a meeting if he enjoys his own cold brew, be prepared for a dirty look. Are you disgusting? Honestly it's all about comfort zone. That's why you shouldn't be discouraged if you've heard differently in public. Deep down inside most of us are all the same: just looking to feel alive.
Smells like lamb.