VIDEO: This Feather Star Is Undoubtedly An Alien

The most insulting thing that Aliens do to us humans is strut their extraterrestrial asses right in front of our face without even pretending to try and disguise it.  They line Derrick Henry up with no wide receivers and run it down our throat every single down without ever going play-action or throwing a single pass, just because they know we can't stop it.  I mean what the hell is this thing?  This one is not even close to being believable.  Maybe they think that we would think its too obvious and let it slide?  That has to be the answer because I don't know what else could be happening here.

I mean watch this video and tell me with a straight face that this thing came from the same planet that gave us cows and fat tourists?

No seriously... LOOK AT THIS THING!

Quite possibly the biggest slap in the face to our intelligence that the aliens have ever tried on us and you know the most sickening part?  We're letting it happen.  We are up here watching TikTok's and 90 Day Fiance while they deploy "Feather Stars" to spy on us and we just sit back and take it.  As a species you may be winning, Aliens, but I want you to know that I am on to you.  A Starfish that swims around like some sort of living Pom-Pom?  You gotta wake up earlier than that to get something that obvious by me.