You'll have to excuse me if I'm feeling a little cocky today. The Bears are 5-1 and alone atop the NFC North standings. We're firing on all cylinders with the leagues best pass rush and leadership coming from every unit. Even special teams has the town abuzz.
To that effect, I want to spend some time this morning under Jay Cutler's helmet. When it's good to be us, it's so good to be us if you know what I mean. We're 1-0 since he introduced slonking eggs and 5-1 since he went stag. Take it a step further and you'll find out the Bears were just 17-29 in games started by Cutler after he got married. Compare that to 34-22 before the wedding. Point is the Bears are way better when Jay Cutler isn't tethered to the proverbial chains of love.
Anyways, great day for a hot wet beef. Go Bears.