Guess That Golfer Wearing Bacon Pants

And the answer is not John Daly.  Biggest plot twist of all time.  I know for a fact you were thinking John Daly and so was I.  It’s actually Mark Calcavecchia at a Champions Tour event in Des Moines.

The next question is how does John Daly respond?  This is the definition of “shots fired.”  JD can’t just let someone infringe on his territory of wearing absolutely ridiculous pants on a golf course. If John doesn’t respond then who knows what will happen.  Next thing you know Calcavecchia is gonna come out with his own brand of alcohol and start getting multiple divorces and saying Grip It and Rip It.  No, Daly needs to put a stop to this right here right now.  Put this guy in his place.  The only course of action is for Daly to wear pants with actual strips of bacon on them at the next event he plays in and eat the pieces of bacon as he plays.  Show Mark Calcavecchia who he’s dealing with.  He’s John fucking Daly!  Nobody pushes him around.