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Dog Who Can't Stop Won't Stop Humping The Air Is So Ready For Sex

 

Practice makes perfect.  That’s what you’re seeing in that video.  Practice practice practice.  I’d even be willing to bet he’s watched his share of dog pornography so he knows how sex works when the time comes. He just wants to be ready.  No such thing as over preparation.  Lickin’ buttholes and practicing his thrusts.  That one other dog seemed into it.  Or at least sort of. Feels like all he had to do was mount and he would’ve been off to the races.  Instead he was just like, “Nah, I’m still getting warmed up over here.  You let me know when it’s hammer time. IT’S GOING DOWWWWWWWWWN.”  I’m a little worried he’s gonna wear himself out before the main event.  The bright lights are gonna come on and he’s gonna have zero energy left.