Psssst, Hey! Do You Want A Sneak Peak Of This Week's Dave Portnoy Show Episode Before It's Officially Released?

[read entire blog in a hushed tone]

Cool, me too because I have no clue what the fuck this is all about.

But as someone employed for Dave whose number one goal is to not have my name mentioned on that very podcast, I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a bit nervous waiting for this episode to drop and may be nervously refreshing the show's iTunes podcast feed since subscribing will get me the episode as soon as it is released. So if you guys know anybody that has access to that episode, let me know and I'll do the same for you. Teamwork makes the dream work!

Giphy Images.

CLICK BURGLAR CLEM…OUT!