Manti Te'o Really Knocked That "Are You Gay" Question Out Of The Park, And By That I Mean He Nervously Laughed In Katie Couric's Face

 

I’m tired of this story as I’m sure most people are. But the one thing I thought was absolutely hilarious was this question. Manti Te’o could not have botched this question more than he did. Absolutely BOMBED it. And I don’t give a fuck if he is or isn’t gay, he should be whoever he is, but when you’re trying to convince the nation that you’re not gay, nervously giggling like a little girl and repeating “FAR from it” is usually not the way you want to go about it. I mean I don’t know about everyone else but I wasn’t exactly walking away from that response being like, “Oh shit guys, Manti is totally not gay, in fact he’s FAR from gay. He’s like the RuPaul of Straight. Case Closed”

 

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And not to split hairs here, but I wouldn’t say having an intimate 3 year phone relationship with a dude talking like a girl is FAR from being gay.