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These Six People Arrested For Doing Meth Look Like They Were Pulled Directly Out of Jesse's Drug Den

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Mad River Union - Officers from the Arcata Police Department served a search warrant at two residences on Tuesday morning, September 9th. The first residence was in the 1500 blk of Hilfiker Dr. and the second residence was in the 2500 blk of Cropley Way. Both residences had been the subject of numerous complaints and anonymous tips related to the use and sales of narcotics. Upon searching the properties, officers located methamphetamine and paraphernalia consistent with the use of methamphetamine and heroin. Hallucinogenic drugs and growing opium poppies were located and seized from the Cropley home and a stolen firearm was recovered at the Hilfiker home. The two search warrants resulted in six arrests.

 

The very first thing I saw this morning on the Internet was that guy’s mugshot and it looked EXACTLY how I’d expect someone living in a drug den to look like. Like when Jesse was just living with all those people who all they did was inject all day and Walt had to go in and save his life for the 49th time. I can’t figure out if his face is just dirty because he hasn’t had a shower in 3 and a half years, or if his face has just changed colors due to the meth. It’s probably both. Also, his mouth fell off. Hell of a head of hair on him though. If that’s meth-related, sign me up.

 

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This fucking Carrot Top soulless bastard. Again with the sick flow. I guess getting haircuts is frowned upon in the meth community- who knew? Love the flow though. The splotches all over his face, maybe not the best look I’ve ever seen, but you win some you lose some.

 

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I’m having a hard time coming up with words to describe that look on her face. Evil is the only one I think comes close. Almost like she’s happy to get caught and go to jail and fuck shit up. I’m scared of her just typing this sentence, so let’s move on.

 

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Looks like he fell on some hard times after Jersey Shore was cancelled. What does having half an eyebrow mean in the meth-world? Is it like a tear drop tattoo in the rap world? Or are his eyebrows just melting off? Interestingly enough, he had time to get a haircut but not his herpes medicine. Priorities I suppose.

 

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I don’t like this guy at all. I don’t trust him, I don’t want him in my group, I don’t want him around me. He brings trouble with him everywhere he goes. Always owes people money. Reminds me of Worm from Rounders.

 

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Hey Token! Fake Walter White himself. Every meth house has their token Walter White. No it’s cool, I’m friends with a Walter White. Gets you out of a lot of sticky situations.