I Already Hate The A's Switch Pitcher More Than I Hate Anything In The World

I hate outliers. I hate freaks. I hate people who excel at anything really. So fuck this guy, just be normal bro. If you were a real man you wouldn’t need any of this wizardry to get outs. Only pussies do anything but throw heat down the middle of the plate and dare the batter to hit it. Such bullshit getting Holt to ground out lefty then switching to righty to get Nap. I don’t care that it’s legal, it’s illegal. Just be fucking normal and look like an asshole when you throw opposite hand, none of this getting professional baseball players to ground out with both nonsense.

(If you can’t tell I’m baffled by this and super jealous)