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Martha Stewart And Snoop Got High As Hell At The Beeber Roast

 

FWF – In an interview with Conan, comedian Jeff Ross admitted to choppin’ down trees with Snoop and Martha Stewart the GAWD during the Bieber roast. He also admits to “shotgunning one right into her mouth.” Ross tells Conan, “Roasts are high pressure. So Snoop, during the commercial breaks, will give me the old elbow, and we’ll go in the back and maybe—you know—decompress a little bit. And Snoop pulled out whatever you would smoke stuff out of, and me, him, and Martha Stewart got a little stoned. But she didn’t want to smoke directly, so i shotgunned one right into her mouth. We only had one hit left… she was a great sport.”

 

Maybe it’s just a nice Friday afternoon but that makes me incredibly happy that Martha Stewart gets high. Just a 73 year old, ex con who loves to toke up with Snoop and Jeff Ross. At this point I guess we should be surprised if anyone doesn’t smoke. Like even 5 years ago you found out someone smoked and it was like “oh wowwwww”, but now it’s more and more like “yea, that makes sense, of course old ass Martha Stewart lights up”. With Martha being old as dirt and all, I don’t see why she doesn’t just go for it and start making Martha Stewart Living weed and accessories. There’s a hugeeeee untapped crafty weed market. She could double her 600 million dollar net worth in a matter of months.