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SLONNNKKK. Jay Cutler Out Here On The Internet Eating Raw Eggs

I don't know what is going on with Jay Cutler, but he's living free as a bird right. Montana mountains, highland cows, eating elk, chickens, and on a casual Wednesday evening the guy is just slonking raw eggs like Rocky Balboa. He's become the most must-follow guy on the internet. I don't just mean hitting the follow button, I mean following his lead. His life right now is goals. Money he has and it's peace that he seeks. That's the kind of life that I want. Phone whenever he feels like, not because he's addicted to it. No dealing with ANY sort of bullshit. Doesn't even need to cook eggs because fuck that. Eat it raw. Get the super powers. It sounds like a religion and if he's looking for disciples or interns or whatever, I am throwing my hat in the ring. You sonk, I sonk

PS: I almost blogged this look when he posted a couple weeks ago

Hunter S Thompson x Steve Rinella x Joe Montana x Gary Clark Jr. Tough look to pull off but it works somehow.