A few weeks back Dave tweeted something that sparked a great memory. The king of Humberside, Steve Spiros, and his all-time rant. (New York, Manhattan...)
Anyway, I blogged it and got a lot of side texts from Barstool employees (full-time, big swinging dicks) telling me how much they loved the video, had inside jokes with their friends for years about it, and so on. (I get lots of texts like this like I'm a side piece, as opposed to just shown love on the twitter like everybody else does. Not sure why but I think it's because I'm still not part of the cool kid's lunch table yet.)
There are many, many memorable videos like this floating around in my strange brain, so I figured there are enough people that know and follow this site now, that had no clue what it was ten years ago, that these will be totally new to. So why not bestow them in new blog form? (And because Dev Nest erased all the good stuff. wink wink)
So for today's installment, I had to take it back to one of the most savage and ruthless men to ever come from Detroit.
I'm talking about Ihor Stetkewycz.
DETROIT: 7 Action News tracked down Ihor Stetkewycz, a Warren man. He admitted to driving a flatbed truck in the East Side neighborhood. He said he hit a curb and the wood accidentally tumbled out of the truck.
We asked him why he would just leave the wood in the street.
We were floored by his response. "You don't have to ask me, and I don't take no orders from no woman by the way. By the way, I don't take no orders from no women," said Stetkewycz.
When asked why he ignored people yelling at him to stop he continued with his offensive comments.
"It must have been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up." he said.
When we asked if he had any plans to clean up the mess he responded: "Oh yes. I'm Mr. Clean Up. I'm not Mr. Clean. I'm Mr. Clean Up," said Stetkewycz."
He went on to tell Action News that he's from Mars. Detroit Police are investigating this case and it's not clear whether he will be fined or arrested.
Just a total disregard for authority from beginning to end.
You kind of have to respect his disdain for the reporter in this interview questioning him on where he dumped logs aka had them fall out of his truck on accident.
Our friend from Mars, Ihor, didn't stop there though.
While taking out his trash he pulled down his pants and mooned his neighbors aka had his pants fall down because his mom bought him pants too big.
Just pure classic unfabricated internet ridiculousness. The good old days. Before everything was concocted and fake.
p.s. - “figure that one out” mic a top ten mic drop line if I’ve ever heard one