Although that gif of Bear squeezing poop into his mouth is seemingly gross, it kinda goes to illustrate the beauty of science right? While lapping up the water squeezed from dung, he is increasing his chance at survival.
Thanks in part to the work of Indian scientists, we won’t need to squeeze the water from cow poop directly into our ears anymore. We can simply dehydrate the poop and put it in our pocket books or something.
Don’t believe me? Well you might believe the words of my friend Vallabhbhai Kathiria.
Describing cow dung as “anti-radiation”, Rashtriya Kamdhenu Aayog (RKA) chairman Vallabhbhai Kathiria on Monday unveiled a “chip” made of cow dung and claimed that it reduces radiation from mobile handsets significantly.
Speaking at the launch of a nationwide campaign ‘Kamdhenu Deepawali Abhiyan’, which is aimed at promoting cow dung products, Kathiria said, “See, this is a radiation chip. You can keep it in your mobile. We have seen that if you keep this chip in your mobile, it reduces radiation significantly. If you want to avoid disease, then this is going to be used.”
But that’s all I want you to read. Admittedly the rest of the article is also about cow poop but it’s kinda weird. Well, not weird. It’s beautiful and I celebrate it.
“CHAPS! CHAPS! What does it say?”
You must have heard a few days ago that the actor Akshay Kumar… He has eaten cow dung. You can eat it. It’s a medicine. But we have forgotten our science,” Kathiria said, referring to the actor’s recent remarks that he drinks cow urine every day for “Ayurvedic” reasons.