Wow do I miss this gem. I think he got disbarred, but whatever. I still would bet the bank he’s defending people against oppression, tyranny and DUI laws in his own ways.
Previous Adam Reposa Blog from 2012: This Texas Lawyer Can Defend Me Any Day Of The Week
I don’t even need a lawyer and I want this man to defend me. Yes, this is 100% a real commercial for Austin, TX based Criminal Defense lawyer Adam Reposa. His law office web domain is dwibadass.com and he was once sentenced to 90 days in jail because he made ‘immature sexual gestures simulating masturbation‘ towards a female judge because she was being ‘a bitch towards his case.‘ His business card from 2009 states on the front:
And the back:
Screw being a DUI badass, just give Yosemite Sam a couple six shooters and have him take down ISIS. The war against Terror would be over in less than a month. But I’ll tell you one thing, I don’t care what the cost is, if I ever get in trouble with the law I’m getting Adam Reposa in my corner. I don’t want some Harvard asswipe who is just in it for the money. I need a lawyer who cares to batshit proportions about my case and be so upset if I lost he would teabag a furnace to numb his pain. A winner who would take a literal shit on all the evidence in question and intimidate anyone who threatens to stop him. That’s what Patriot and champion Adam Reposa brings to the table. That and I’m guessing a shit load of dip and guns.