This is it folks, this is the answer to the question "What is a foolproof way to get bitten by an Alligator" that you have been wondering for so long. I know I shouldn't be giving out inside info on this public of a forum, but I know a lot of people are wondering about this topic and I felt like it had to be said. If you want to get bitten by a big Gator, as so many people desire, stripping down and laying half off a dock and putting your pasty white arms in its face is one way to get it done! Rest assured, this should work pretty well in a lot of different environments.
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