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Broad Is Not Thrilled When Her Boyfriend Proposes Via McChicken Sandwich At The Drive-Thru

I met my girlfriend 2 years ago in LA. I’ve never been good at planning in advance which is why we wound up ending our first date at this exact McDonalds. She joked for months about how 10 years down the road I would probably propose to her in a chicken nugget box so I thought she would love when I surprised her this way. She didn’t love it like the way I thought she would. We agreed to wait longer until it’s time to get engaged.

Women. Every single one expects the fairy tale love story. Well, guess what honey, life ain’t all peaches and cream. Over 50% of marriages end in divorce, anyways. Sometimes you gotta be happy with what ya got and accept a ring off the Dollar Menu. Deal with it.

Wait, she really rejected that? Talk about not having a sense of humor. If she really loved him she’d accept a proposal out of a talking pile of pig shit let alone from a Happy Meal. Also, I see a dash of myself in this happy-go-lucky loser. Tis no coincidence we’re both on pace to end up dying alone.