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Murder On The Dance Floor. This Old Man Fucks.

Not really sure what's going on here but what I do know is I just witnessed an absolute beatdown on that dance floor/sidewalk/boardwalk.

Look at these moves.

(Freezeframe)

 

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You just know this old fella has to be absolutely swimming in it (by it, I mean vagina) back at the nursing home. I'm talking backstroking and butterflying. 

They do those dancing nights like once a week where they play the fire jams my guy Eddie also likes to listen to in his free time- Dion and The Belmonts, Bobby Darin, etc.

This old fella comes strolling in with his pimp walk, cane and all, fashionably late, and the granny panties drop.

If that street musician is smart, (which he probably isn't since he's playing music on the street), he signed this old guy to be apart of his act on the spot. 

Take this guy on the road, share him with the world. Get him in a kiddie pool wrestling two chicks in KY jelly.