Talk about being put in a spin cycle. You think you can plant your political propaganda right next to the pretty petunias on the main drag of Patterson Place? No chance. Like the old saying goes, “we have a home owners association just so we don’t look like asses by association.”
People are calling this woman a Karen and I’m not sure why. That name is reserved for an overreaction if I’m reading Urban Dictionary correctly. This isn’t an overreaction. It’s a justifiable reaction to a grave injustice. Rules are rules. It’s all there in black and white; it’s clear as crystal in section five point twenty. Under section five point Twenty of the HOA contract signed by this woman, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:
I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!
You planted the political signs which now have to be removed so you don’t get to sell my house. You lose more business and you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! I SAID GOOD DAY!