Remy Buying Orsillo A Lamp Is My Highlight Of The Season Thus Far

So Orsillo loved his lamp down in Texas last week. Jerry, being the kind soul that he is, went to Bed, Bath and Because to buy him one for Fenway in between today’s doubleheader. What transpired next hasn’t been seen since I was an 8 year old who got the Hot Wheels he wanted for Christmas. Don fucking LOVED that thing. When it turned on he jumped like Tom Hanks after he lit his first fire in Castaway. And Remy was sneaky the best part. Like an annoyed parent when the kid doesn’t immediately know what to do with his toy. No put it over there! No, not there… there! Ugh, did you find the plug yet?! I just don’t believe this, I threw away the receipt! Laugh out loud funny the whole way. Maybe it’s because Orsillo has the best laugh in the business and whenever he laughs I, by law, must laugh, but I was dying the whole time.