Fat Guy Fight Is Not A Good Look For Humanity

The fact that these two walking whales are the successful product of 4 billion years of evolution is disturbing. There’s no rhyme or reason why it shouldn’t have gotten this far. When a lifeform is so tub it can be subdued by gingerly tripping over a 2-inch step, it might be time to pack it in as a species. Or at the very least do better with the selective breeding. The only winner in this fight is gravity.